You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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