brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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