Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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