Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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