What a fucking waste of an outfit
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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