have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
