He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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