I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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