I smell stomach acid.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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