It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I touched a dick in church today
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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