Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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