Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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