You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just want to make out with him forever
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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