i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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