You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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