I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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