i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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