I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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