Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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