I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
