Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Someone shattered a urinal.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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