its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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