To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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