You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I skipped work to stalk him.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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