he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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