Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
