My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Don't tell me you're on acid again
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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