you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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