last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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