idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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