Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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