just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
