doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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