You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
