Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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