why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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