I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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