she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
i need some magic done to my vagina
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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