it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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