I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
