She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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