Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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