Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Randomize
