doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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