Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Enjoy the penises
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize