Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
This house was built for laser tag.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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