her vagine was all disorganized.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize