I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Your dad touched me again.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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