Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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