i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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